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Man or woman?

Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9733) - you deserved it (35260)

On 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

#2 - On 07/04/2012 at 6:29pm by perdix

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Well no, because if you're like the other guy that gets turned off at naked pics of his gf and looking at yourself turns you on again, more power to you! Just be careful not to start calling yourself daddy, or trying to handcuff yourself to the bed. O.o

#3 - On 07/04/2012 at 6:29pm by lorenzoman77

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