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Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

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On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

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So... you gave yourself a facial?

Smooth.

#5 - On 06/06/2012 at 4:23pm by SkoomaKi

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Holding a used condom above your face can never end well. Wtf were you thinking.

#4 - On 06/06/2012 at 4:22pm by Psycho_Babydoll

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