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Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12970) - you deserved it (3382)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Danny (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

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Don't be worried, Diablo III gives everyone boners.

#1 - On 05/28/2012 at 8:04pm by gntfmlingnow

See in context

+202 | 12

Nerdgasm?

#2 - On 05/28/2012 at 8:05pm by omfg_creepers

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+198 | 8

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