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Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19854) - you deserved it (4917)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Danny (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

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Don't be worried, Diablo III gives everyone boners.

#1 - On 05/28/2012 at 8:04pm by gntfmlingnow

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Nerdgasm?

#2 - On 05/28/2012 at 8:05pm by omfg_creepers

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