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Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in Belgium. My room-mate is a guy, our beds are in the same room, and he's always in and out of the bathroom. Consequently, I don't have nearly enough privacy to choke the cock, if you know what I mean. FML

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On 05/25/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by MySummerinEurope (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

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Do it in the shower! There's something wrong if your roommate comes in while you're in there...

#2 - On 05/25/2012 at 11:34pm by Linkerdoodles

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Is masturbation all you care about? Because that's kind of what it seems like. Why don't you just lock the bathroom door while you're in there doing your thing?

#4 - On 05/25/2012 at 11:35pm by SandiRainbowFish

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