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Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML

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What beat do you use?

#2 - On 05/21/2012 at 6:06am by Lifes_a_bust

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Should have just said, "Fuck it!" and started masturbating. They already think you're a pervert, so you should at least get an orgasm out of it.

#8 - On 05/21/2012 at 6:18am by gracehi

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