Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22952) - you deserved it (7138)
On 05/21/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by morethanredhands -
thejbarrick50's life also sucksToday, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in…
HomelessGirl1 also deserved itToday, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how…
What beat do you use?
#2 - On 05/21/2012 at 6:06am by Lifes_a_bust
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Did you grunt too?
#3 - On 05/21/2012 at 6:07am by Betz
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