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Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21397) - you deserved it (6875)

On 05/21/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by morethanredhands -

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What beat do you use?

#2 - On 05/21/2012 at 6:06am by Lifes_a_bust

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Did you grunt too?

#3 - On 05/21/2012 at 6:07am by Betz

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