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Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24293) - you deserved it (2380)

On 04/18/2012 at 6:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Spread stuff about her, this is war!

#2 - On 04/18/2012 at 12:52pm by trolololololol92

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I'm assuming this was a bad breakup

#3 - On 04/18/2012 at 12:52pm by dissdawg

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