By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

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Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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Haiana04 3

Must have been a pretty damn good show, .______.

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jerseyboy732 16

this is when you start putting on a show ;)

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blink182AAR 6

Your mother must be so proud.

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ollie179 21

Well I am 16th! HAHA I rule! I can add this to my CV as one of my life accomplishments!

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Haiana04 3

Must have been a pretty damn good show, .______.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

"The guy you like," meaning he wasn't your boyfriend? ****.

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BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

Was it ****. And before you start calling me dumbass think about it maybe he was watching to pick up a few tips.

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eatdemcupcakes 4

27- maybe she's not a **** dumb ass. Maybe she's just hoping he shares the same feelings or something. "****" means you're like a cheese tray, you get passed around. You don't know her so don't be an arse just so your comment is visible.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

^you sound like you get plowed by people you're not even going out with, too.

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Meowingtons500 18

37- If you think OP is a ****, do you also classify the guy she likes a **** too? Because he was also planning on having sex with her. It's a two way street.

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bubbywaldo 0

Pretty judgemental for a dirty old uncle!

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notsorandomguy 18

Guys, just quiet down. I Bang your Big Theories anyways.

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mboehm88 3

Why turn off the TV? You can multi-task can't you? ;)

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Meowingtons500 18

MA "boyfriend" can be just as much of a stranger as the guy you like. I've liked guys I've known for many years. I've had a boyfriend I'd only known for a month. And vice versa. Don't judge OP. Sex means different things to different people and there's nothing wrong with that. :)

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firsties 5

I wonder if it was adventure time cause that I a good show

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TurnpikeTwister 0

TiVo or DVR; look into either one OP, then he'll have no excuse not to give it up. Seriously though, what a little bitch...

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TurnpikeTwister 0

And by bitch, I do mean the boyfriend, not the girl. Just thought that might have needed clarifying...

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QueenQuay77 10

Maybe he can multitask because I know I sure can

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Eamon666 3

I was about to write " probably adventure time" XD

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BeefyQueef 5

He was probably watching Neds Declassified School Survival Guide

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himoonkey 8

Or he was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

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HighGTurn 12

My little pony: friendship is magic > Sex

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Haldami 2

Why does sex always have to trump everything all the time?

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2ndSucks 15

It obviously doesn't. Television does, in this case.

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Haldami 2

A good portion of FMLs are about people whining that people want to do other things instead of having sex.

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thisiscat 14

It was definitely Toddlers And Tiaras.

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skoob1 12

How could you have sex while watching a show about "toddlers and tiaras"?

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jerseyboy732 16

this is when you start putting on a show ;)

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ycrem0n 21

This made me think of show girls on internet chat rooms

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ninjadinos 14

Even better than show you were about to give him? I don't think so. His loss!

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kkjkidonthate 4

On your profile it says you have 0 confirmed.

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berichsoon 11

A friend of mine told me that if the TV was on he would last longer, it could be a possibility here also

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felisaa 5

I agree, its just typical man stuff >.>

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SpottedZebra42 14

I think that thinking about things things other than sex can during intercourse can help men last longer. Don't quote me on that, though.

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br0ccoli 14

Blazing fast Internet and TV > you. Sorry.

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