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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

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On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

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Perhaps he was hoping you'd say "I love you" back rather than "go deeper".

#2 - On 04/01/2012 at 8:53pm by micahsmommy

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You did say go deeper, you just didn't specify how! Lol

#4 - On 04/01/2012 at 8:53pm by mikeymayhem_87

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