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Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (5285)

On 03/26/2012 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by JC (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

#2 - On 03/26/2012 at 9:17pm by jazziness

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the article should have warned you to tell her to keep her eyes closed

#4 - On 03/26/2012 at 9:20pm by tripangelx8

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