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Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40021) - you deserved it (5845)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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... -face palm-

#1 - On 02/21/2012 at 6:17pm by GrooveTurtle

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flaccid sex? the fuck?

#7 - On 02/21/2012 at 6:19pm by zombicidal

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