Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
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#1 - On 02/21/2012 at 6:17pm by GrooveTurtle
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flaccid sex? the fuck?
#7 - On 02/21/2012 at 6:19pm by zombicidal
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