Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 2:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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That stinks. (Here comes the thumbs down...have mercy)
#4 - On 12/15/2011 at 9:49am by VoteForTaco
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Time someone bought some toothpaste and mouthwash...
#1 - On 12/15/2011 at 9:46am by savemycookie
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