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Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (27118)

On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Time someone bought some toothpaste and mouthwash...

#1 - On 12/15/2011 at 9:46am by savemycookie

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That stinks. (Here comes the thumbs down...have mercy)

#4 - On 12/15/2011 at 9:49am by VoteForTaco

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