Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16869) - you totally deserved it (242282)
On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
i hope he divorces you, and that you get nothing in the settlement.
keep me posted!
#3 - On 02/09/2009 at 9:37pm by Amanda
If you're going to do something immoral, at least be smart enough to cover your tracks.
#4 - On 02/09/2009 at 9:42pm by village_idiot
Yeah...I don't understand why you're complaining that is completely your fault
#6 - On 02/09/2009 at 9:44pm by MarkedOne
(+1)Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.
wow, your definitly not the smartest crayon in the box are you. And just like everyone else has said, you shouldn't be posting here, its your husband that needs the support. you just f***ed his life i'm sure.
#9 - On 02/09/2009 at 10:01pm by dot dot dot
Unless you're implying something OTHER than "I was caught cheating", I really have no sympathy for you. Here's hoping your (soon to be) ex-husband finds someone better.
#10 - On 02/09/2009 at 10:11pm by Mr. Frodo
#2, #5, #12
Please, take it easy guys - insults are not arguments - thanks:)
#14 - On 02/09/2009 at 10:24pm by Didi
(+1)Maybe that'll teach you to cheat on your husband.
#17 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:27pm by ifyouonlyknew77
(+2)haha #13 made me laugh more than the actual post! but yeah, sucks you got caught, but i'm glad you did.
#18 - On 02/10/2009 at 12:02am by no_problems
I agree that the cheating is wrong.. but anything else is all you. We don't know how or why you cheated, hell sometimes shit happens.
fyl is right tho. GL.
#20 - On 02/10/2009 at 12:19am by Jezza
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You could've told him you used the pills to keep pimples at bay! :b
#25 - On 02/10/2009 at 3:48am by haha
That is horrible - the sad thing is that you'll probably get everything in the divorce regardless. It's amazing what corrupt courts and child support systems can do for cheating scumbags like you!
#28 - On 02/10/2009 at 7:45am by JFP
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That is HOT! I would love it if my wife get some side action. I wish you were my wife!!
(+1)FHL.
@20
"sometimes shit happens"? I don't get it. What was she thinking, "Oops, I accidently got his wang in me! I might as well follow through."
(0)Almost sounds like you wanted to get caught, leaving that box around so he could find it. Enjoy paying alimony, sweetie.
#33 - On 02/10/2009 at 10:44am by arms_akimbo
He sure got lucky.. but he could've been luckier not marrying you.
#34 - On 02/10/2009 at 11:25am by wat
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That rules. People are too serious.
#37 - On 02/10/2009 at 3:48pm by jomama
You are a terrible person. I'm not even joking. If you're gonna screw with his life, then don't whine about how you failed to keep it under wraps. He should be writing the FML, not you. And #37, you're almost just as bad.
#38 - On 02/10/2009 at 5:02pm by tharsheblows
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I agree with #37. You guys are way too serious about this shit. Just enjoy the lols and move on to the next.
#39 - On 02/10/2009 at 5:55pm by ohlol
#33 she will be getting alimony not him, especially in a no fault state. Don't get married guys, so stupid....yes I'm stupid too. She can cheat on you, and take your money...marriage is so cool, before you jump in remember what the divorce rate is.
#41 - On 02/10/2009 at 7:15pm by truth
(+1)I,m not going to say your a horrible person because for all I know this could be the only bad thing you've ever done, but thats what you risk when you cheat.
@43: I may not be perfect, but at least I haven't ever cheated on someone I was with.
I feel sorry for your husband...
#45 - On 02/10/2009 at 9:35pm by pbrain
Today I found the box my wife's morning after pill came in. I had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML.
#48 - On 02/11/2009 at 12:22am by anon
I think he posted the same thing on here too...i think it was on like page 3 of the top ones
#51 - On 02/11/2009 at 8:33am by Lumin
Ya know, some guys just don't tell their spouses that they've been "fixed." Imma go out on a limb here and assume she's just been taking birth control for when she has sex with him, not because she was cheating.
#54 - On 02/11/2009 at 11:43am by Andy
(+1)What's up with the sexism and anti-marriage comments? Ignorami, seriously.
Oh, and you totally deserved it. lol
(+1)i'm glad he found it. puts you right in your place. instead of being upset that you got caught, maybe you should feel bad for your husband. he is the one who married a cheater, after all. hopefully he can move on to someone sooo much better than you. shouldn't be too hard to do.
#58 - On 02/11/2009 at 3:12pm by a_lackof_color
#54 : what part of "vasectomy" don't you understand?
If that story is true, may "apricot" have a miserable life ever after.
#66 - On 02/12/2009 at 1:15pm by nicolas
I wish my wife would full around on me. Then she would really know how good I am. If she could find a keeper, I'll throw in a new boat and anything else he may want.
#68 - On 02/12/2009 at 4:44pm by Bigfoot
(0)Honestly, I couldn't care less as to whether or not you cheated. Such is life. If you did, you should've used protection to at least protect your husband from getting anything. But I digress. I just wanted to say that Vasectomies can reverse themselves all the time. It sucks, but just do a quick google on reversed vasectomies, and you'll get a ton of results.
#74 - On 02/13/2009 at 11:09am by creativexangst
(-1)maybe she means that she got pregnant even though he had a vasectomy. they reverse a lot. it happens so that is still pretty plausible.
#77 - On 02/14/2009 at 1:11am by ancientbruises
(+2)#77, the morning after pill needs to be taken no later than 72 hours after the encounter. She wouldn't have found out she was pregnant anywhere near in time to take the pill.
(0)Ouch. That's just like the time my best friend found the earring I lost in his bed while screwing his pregnant fiance.
#82 - On 02/14/2009 at 3:37pm by threecardmonty
(-1)I'm not sure of the facts here ... are you saying you cheated and got knocked up or that somehow his vasectomy failed?
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I'm going to ahead and say this: So for the last at least 10 years, you've been wasting money on that pill, and he didn't even tell you he'd had the surgery? What a jerk. I don't see anything in here on cheating so FRANKLY all the people who keep saying that.. can just.. go away. (Plus the whole fact that possibly he's the one that didn't want kids and not you, and you are the one that got screwed over. I say sue him or leave him and take 80%, where's the trust in that relationship that he didn't even bother to tell you.. seriously.)
#87 - On 02/15/2009 at 11:24pm by IamFab
It's not F my life for you, apparently it's f what ever moves.
#88 - On 02/16/2009 at 12:58am by kkjkjkj
the OP needs to clarify if she did it out of ignorance or if she had been cheating.
#89 - On 02/16/2009 at 1:29am by bense
Yeah... you don't take the morning after pill as a primary form of birth control, and if she didn't know about the vasectomy she wouldn't be trying to hide the pill box. She was obviously cheating.
#91 - On 02/17/2009 at 2:23am by anon
wow...#87 you're special...morning after pill is not a regular thing. i hope, upon reflection of your original post, you enroll yourself in some form of educational program. most people begin with kindergarten. good luck!
#92 - On 02/17/2009 at 2:36am by doodle
Sooooo funny! I mean the comments! Why on earth should they divorce because she slept with someone else? (my French way of thinking, maybe! lol)
If I were the husband, I'd rather get a divorce on the grounds that she's had unprotected sex and might have transmitted a disease to him...
;-)
#94 - On 02/17/2009 at 8:57am by Pima
(+1)ok, for all you retards who say "o she didn't cheat blah blah blah -insert more bs here-", why the hell would she write an fml UNLESS something bad happened. SO OBVIOUSLY, she cheated OR this isn't even worth anyone's time. Post your comment thereafter assuming this to be true. O AND, cheaters are scum. Just, fyi.
People like you are the ones who destroy the sanctity of marriage, not gay couples.
#98 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:30am by Q
(0)"morals". HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Anyway, I hope you guys either get counseling or come to an amiable separation. I have to wonder what drove you to cheating.
#100 - On 02/18/2009 at 6:26pm by runmymouth
(+1)i think the worse part is if he had a vasectomy 10 yrs ago... that means you've probably been married at least 10 yrs.... that's so awful on your part
(0)maybe you should learn what respect and loyalty is.
just a thought.
#107 - On 02/19/2009 at 4:03pm by xelectrickiss
(-2)Besides the whole cheating thing, is that your idea of "birth control"? The morning-after pill is like a mini-abortion.
#108 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:03pm by anony_mous
#87 - WOW. The morning after pill is an EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTIVE. You would have to be a COMPLETE moron to use that as your primary method of birth control. It is not as effective as "the pill" (meaning Yaz, Ortho tryCyclin, etc) or the patch or any other method of birth control really. It's for when you F up and have unprotected sex and could possibly get pregnant. She basically is saying she got caught cheating. So I hope she gets what she deserves and I hope that the rest of the people reading this are a little more cognitive than you.
#109 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:57pm by ML
(+2)Yeah, I have to say FYL. Not fuck your life though, it's more like fuck you, lol.
Not that I imagine you posted here for any sympathy. I wish there were less people like you in the world. I've never cheated/been cheated on, but I wouldn't be surprised if I am cheated on in the future.
People like you turn what's probably the most beautiful thing humans can experience in emotion into something totally worthless and incredibly painful. I will never have any good will toward you. Avoidance of ill will is the best I can manage for anyone like this. I don't get angry over this or anything, but there are few kinds of people I like less.
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Chill out everyone! There are so many many many cheating husbands out there...You go girl! Taking one for the team! Plus, isn't there always a reason for cheating?? No one would cheat if they were happy in their sex lifes..
