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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (343507)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.

#8 - On 02/09/2009 at 9:54pm by EMS

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youre a horrible person.

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 9:27pm by oh

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