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Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML


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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.

#11 - On 11/10/2011 at 2:59am by nick347b

See in context

Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D
Girlfriend: wanna touch them?
Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!

#12 - On 11/10/2011 at 3:01am by baconstrips

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