Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
by Korisite / 10/30/2011 at 1:31am / United States / Intimacy
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#1 - On 10/30/2011 at 6:57am by KatieeAdamss
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Tell her "well there's your answer, bye bye now, I need to finish"
#9 - On 10/30/2011 at 7:06am by abbybailey204
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