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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32104) - you deserved it (17086)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

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Stupid wife...

#1 - On 10/30/2011 at 6:57am by KatieeAdamss

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+266 | 17

Tell her "well there's your answer, bye bye now, I need to finish"

#9 - On 10/30/2011 at 7:06am by abbybailey204

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