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Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26332) - you deserved it (31737)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

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So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"

#5 - On 10/25/2011 at 9:59am by ms_YoungMula

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Buy a dildo

#1 - On 10/25/2011 at 9:57am by jiimbo344

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