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Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14986) - you deserved it (46520)

On 10/22/2011 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.

#1 - On 10/23/2011 at 3:13am by arcticdoctorwho

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Ah yes, I always forget I'm watching porn as my mother walks in.

#13 - On 10/23/2011 at 3:31am by Carbonation

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