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Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52061) - you deserved it (16600)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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That's one way to keep her quiet.

#2 - On 10/19/2011 at 1:29pm by icic6772

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I'd dump him. You better be prepared for a whole heap of crap coming your way. Stop writing on here and fix things.

#3 - On 10/19/2011 at 1:29pm by armyofficerwife

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