Intimacy: Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and...

By lolilovemyboyfriend - 19/10/2011 14:37 - United States

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

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By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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By bad sis sad sis - 24/09/2020 02:01

Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML

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By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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By tortilla - 28/11/2020 16:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML

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Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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By ??? - 26/01/2017 04:00

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML

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icic6772 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:29

That's one way to keep her quiet.

enonymous 8

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:50

Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown

Comments

dangousity 21

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:03

The two of you are special. Make sure you keep him

yadudej 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:03

I will be on the lookout for your next fml post about him hitting you...unless you're smart and leave him now.

APimpNamedSlickb_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:04

Sister: 0 Boyfriend: 1

luvluvisintheair 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:06

Ya know.. There's always another solution >.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:07

Dump him. If he can hit an *eleven year old*, sooner or later he's going to hit *you*. And anyway, what kind of an asshole would haul off and punch an eleven year old? And do you really want to continue to expose your family and friends to this guy, and the risk of violence he represents? Do your future plans with this guy include kids? Do you want him around your eleven year old *daughter*, when that time comes?

RussianFox 13

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:08

Sucks for him since once your parents find out he'll get some jail time for assaulting a 11 year old.

Octwo 16

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:09

Take video of what happens next when daddy finds out the kid punched his daughter in the face.

HelloNurse71 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:10

Anyone who would punch an 11 year-old girl in the face needs serious help. I hope you've quit submitting FML's and are using your time to dump his ass. And file a police report.