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Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41233) - you deserved it (3227)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

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I always do it in the model kitchens.

#1 - On 10/14/2011 at 3:27pm by ILoveEggnog

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They may be a lot of no smoking signs, but there ain't no no masturbating signs.
Happy Fingers!!!

#2 - On 10/14/2011 at 3:27pm by techweed

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