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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26813) - you deserved it (18298)

On 10/04/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by friskeyk14 - United States (California)

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I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

#5 - On 10/04/2011 at 5:47am by GigaPudding

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I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

#6 - On 10/04/2011 at 5:51am by batman_516

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