Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML
by Sabraynay / 09/28/2011 at 2:47am / Intimacy
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#1 - On 09/28/2011 at 10:36am by Nudi
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That seems legit.
#2 - On 09/28/2011 at 10:38am by mnblkjpoi
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