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Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34877) - you deserved it (2785)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

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Sounds reasonable

#1 - On 09/28/2011 at 10:36am by Nudi

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That seems legit.

#2 - On 09/28/2011 at 10:38am by mnblkjpoi

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