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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33038) - you deserved it (4010)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by stupidboys - United States

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Maybe that sex wasn't as awesome as you thought it was.

#4 - On 09/06/2011 at 4:09pm by klonopin_ftw

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=,= and he is still alive why?

#1 - On 09/06/2011 at 4:08pm by pepelittle9

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