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Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30662) - you deserved it (7016)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by lonely (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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Well at least the pussy Is using it oh I'm sorry I'm nasty

#5 - On 08/23/2011 at 6:08pm by TheRealBruce

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You might want to try to hide them better!

#1 - On 08/23/2011 at 6:05pm by OhDarrenCriss

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