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Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30510) - you deserved it (3922)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

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What's up with all the FMLs with all these extremely nice girlfriends lately? Like the one that wouldn't kiss her bf cause of a pimple. What a Sweetheart.

#9 - On 08/07/2011 at 7:04pm by WCARlover

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Just do the same when she gets undressed.

#6 - On 08/07/2011 at 7:00pm by Jdeluxh

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