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Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7320) - you deserved it (61040)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States

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...well done, my friend. Well done.

#4 - On 08/05/2011 at 12:50pm by Epsilonyx

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ohhh you deserved to be there in the brawl.

#3 - On 08/05/2011 at 12:50pm by Weetart

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