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Today, I Googled my ex-husband only to find that in the years since we've split he now fancies himself as a stand-up comic. His material? Our sex life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33930) - you deserved it (8153)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by it_IS_just_me (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Your life is sad not because your past sex life your ex-husband's stand-up material, but because you're still Googling him years after you two split up.

#3 - On 07/17/2011 at 6:08am by allmidnighteyes

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"She sucks so bad! Literally!"

#4 - On 07/17/2011 at 6:09am by julielee509

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