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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66636) - you deserved it (6939)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Ahw, poor girl.

#2 - On 07/13/2011 at 6:06am by kapippenger

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seriously? you want sex, then you complain?!
are you not even that considerate for her...? she tried her best, and you complain!
she does not like her body, do not "force" her, or rant like hell because of it

#8 - On 07/13/2011 at 6:10am by Keevarou

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