Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20360) - you deserved it (52430)
On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States
Anonanon's life also sucksToday, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately…
crushed dreams also deserved itToday, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital…
I can't imagine how wet your sheets are
#4 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:07pm by ayooBrandon
See in context
+767 | 12
So... how'd it go?
#2 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:07pm by Gorillaz23
+679 | 9
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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