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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20273) - you deserved it (52274)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

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I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

#4 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:07pm by ayooBrandon

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So... how'd it go?

#2 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:07pm by Gorillaz23

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