Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2011 at 12:18am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • My favourite part is how she just left when you guys were done.

    You didn't have to pay for that sex, right? I can't imagine what runs through a hooker's mind when you tell her, "Don't wake my parents..."

    #4 - On 07/10/2011 at 6:23am by allmidnighteyes

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  • How the hell did she manage that?

    #3 - On 07/10/2011 at 6:23am by xxmollyxx

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