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By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 July 2011 04:18 / United States
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By  allmidnighteyes  |  10

My favourite part is how she just left when you guys were done. You didn't have to pay for that sex, right? I can't imagine what runs through a hooker's mind when you tell her, "Don't wake my parents..."

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  JoeTheMan12  |  0

what a he'll of a first experience for you OP, at least you have a good story to tell your kids when they are older?

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  Edwinadii  |  4

There is a part on a womens body that is called "Egg pan"....Thats in the middle of the vagina and the asswhole....Thats were the mans "eggs" crush againts wen fucking...Im asuming he fucked em up there xD

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  22cute  |  17

that's complete made up BS. There is no such part of the female body. Geez, read a medical anatomy book.

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  purpleninjaa  |  0

I meant 51 not 55. My iPods gay

By  allmidnighteyes  |  10

My favourite part is how she just left when you guys were done. You didn't have to pay for that sex, right? I can't imagine what runs through a hooker's mind when you tell her, "Don't wake my parents..."

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  DjeePee  |  24

Why is that your favourite part? Maybe she wasn't allowed to spend the night with him, they still seem like teenagers to me. And he didn't call her his girlfriend, so it might even be a random girl. But even then there is no reason to call her a hooker.

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Nah, forget blue balls. He got himself a nice pair of green ones. You know, from all the radiation he'll be getting for his testicular cancer.

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  windfuelsfire  |  10

my thoughts exactly! he must have a good popopopopopoker face

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