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Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27084) - you deserved it (4263)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw

#4 - On 07/04/2011 at 5:09pm by Big_Red_138

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at least he does the laundry !

#1 - On 07/04/2011 at 5:07pm by MrsBurnem

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