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Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed

#1 - On 06/28/2011 at 9:53am by emz89

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your teacher must be Justin bieber

#17 - On 06/28/2011 at 10:02am by josephmendesgigg

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