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Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML


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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed

#1 - On 06/28/2011 at 9:53am by emz89

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Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong

#6 - On 06/28/2011 at 9:55am by enonymous

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