Intimacy: Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher...

By girlshavepenises - 28/06/2011 06:39 - New Zealand

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2020 18:00

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By polimeros - 09/05/2012 22:19 - Mexico - Queretaro

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By E…… - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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emz89 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed

enonymous 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:55

Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong

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genesisnirvana 11

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:00

Isn't that what happens??

ritbbehindu 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:13

no, I- I don't think it is

Sesh54 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:21

how do u hav sex???

electricmaster 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:59

I'd bet you're too young to know.

electricmaster 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:00

Eww I seriously hope you don't have a dick ._.

genesisnirvana 11

Wednesday 29 June 2011 4:46

there's this new thing called sarcasm you should try it once in a while.

TheAftermath 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:01

This made my day.

heyy17 10

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:23

well someone has no life

BarbieGirl1671 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:15

TROLL

Iloatheyou 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:38

^ You fail at trolling.

TheAftermath 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:33

#78 - Well, haters should just shut their pie holes. And exactly how does saying, "This made my day" make me a no life chick?

eryn13 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:01

omg!!!!

josephmendesgigg 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:02

your teacher must be Justin bieber

addiizcherry 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:35

Win^

hahahayeahright 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:54

85 likes XD

chloe2114 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:55

110 likes XD

devwre 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:37

super win

laxbro4769 6

Friday 15 July 2011 23:21

173 likes!

karman850 7

Thursday 4 October 2012 5:25

Good one!!!!

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:03

I hate when Sex-Ed is taught by aliens. It is so confusing.

shakeTHEworld 12

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:05

OMG. My life has been a lie.

Legendslayer222 26

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:09

Well, that's certainly a new way of trying it.

Truth_Nazi 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:14

Looks like somebody's still a virgin

blondie1208 17

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:16

she's probably still a virgin. lol

hughsmith 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:59

stupid comment... but your cute so thumbs up

Molord1 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:47

you're probably still a ****. lol

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:17

She/he must also believe that STD's can be contracted from hugging.

jessyrodgers 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:27

no hugging is how babies are made duh

rockerguy73 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:46

no no no it's kissing didn't they teach u nothing lol

currychicken 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:27

she. teacher is a woman. with a penis.

shadowsofthefall 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 3:28

post the same thing 3 times

hjanelle14 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 4:44

not funny when u say it more than once dumbass

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