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Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11743) - you deserved it (46123)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

screwed 's life also sucks
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure…

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Looks like this conversation wasn't too "hot" or too "cool"

#1 - On 06/18/2011 at 10:14am by Iamnotmyself

See in context

+194 | 17

thats wat u get 4 doin it in the park idiot

#5 - On 06/18/2011 at 10:16am by izok777

See in context

+132 | 2

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