Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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Looks like this conversation wasn't too "hot" or too "cool"
#1 - On 06/18/2011 at 10:14am by Iamnotmyself
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thats wat u get 4 doin it in the park idiot
#5 - On 06/18/2011 at 10:16am by izok777
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