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Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML


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On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

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Sorry, I couldn't hear you, could you say that into the microphone?

#4 - On 06/07/2011 at 10:07am by iiCaptain

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Smack it a few times and say, "Is this thing on?" That'll stop him. Unless he's into S S S S, M M M.

#13 - On 06/07/2011 at 10:22am by perdix

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