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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49527) - you deserved it (3772)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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well as long as you're not a black woman with a large bottom, I don't think you need to worry

#2 - On 05/26/2011 at 2:43am by EvilDoll

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Your dad has major swag..

#4 - On 05/26/2011 at 2:46am by IMveryHUNGRY

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