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Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37635) - you deserved it (14662)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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"But you are."

#2 - On 05/20/2011 at 9:55am by THISISCITRUS

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That's kinda cute, actually. And wouldn't you rather it be this, then you smelling of dead fish & him refusing?

#6 - On 05/20/2011 at 10:01am by fatalkiss

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