Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

by skiittlez713 / 05/20/2011 at 4:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • "But you are."

    #2 - On 05/20/2011 at 9:55am by THISISCITRUS

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  • That's kinda cute, actually. And wouldn't you rather it be this, then you smelling of dead fish & him refusing?

    #6 - On 05/20/2011 at 10:01am by fatalkiss

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