Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
by rastafarimon / 04/17/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
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Is she a wookie by any chance?
#1 - On 04/17/2011 at 6:46am by matt1mci
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Is she turned on by you when you have sex?
I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.
#5 - On 04/17/2011 at 6:53am by pdp
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