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Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56758) - you deserved it (4458)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Wow your face must've been a Kodak moment.

#30 - On 04/03/2011 at 4:41pm by denvan

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That's awkward... :X

#1 - On 04/03/2011 at 4:20pm by you_failed

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