Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: There's a time and a place - FML

There's a time and a place

By Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

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Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By 0ros - 12/09/2009 22:13 - United States

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Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

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By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

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Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

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Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By ambled - 24/12/2011 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

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By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

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Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

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Great joke Dad, thanks

By Anonymous - 05/07/2014 17:53 - United States

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Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

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Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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ThogTheCaveman 7

Monday 4 April 2011 5:26

While it's driving? You're right, great idea. What could possibly go wrong with getting out of a moving car? Dear God, are you trying to destroy my faith in humanity?

denvan 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:41

Wow your face must've been a Kodak moment.

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moosemammoth 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:00

Speaker phone anyone ;)

Every1luvsfmls 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:08

ydi for making her horny

polysyllabist 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:03

^ exactly, or a one line "what are you wearing" without the context of hearing the dad first say "heading over to Bob's birthday party, meet you there?"

99zeus99 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:04

r u sure it was ur dad? maybe it was paco the pool guy

FeelinFine 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:14

Dealing with this scenario takes a lot of sensivity. 1. Open the door on her side. 2. Kick her out of the car. 3. Drive away. 4. Tell your dad that she's a bitch and you were picking her up from one of her lovers.

tnlander 20

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:07

phone sex threesome?

WOGBRO 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:08

I hear a threesome coming along.

RaVeN53 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:16

That's nasty n disrespectful! I would have turned the music up as loud as it can go to drown that out!

nikki9tails 3

Monday 4 April 2011 3:24

good idea

DeadxManxWalking 27

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:20

who was at the wheel? o.o don't want an orgasming woman at the wheel

goza27 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:26

lmao @ 11. genius.

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