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Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12634) - you deserved it (28375)

On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

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