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Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML


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On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

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quit jerking around!

#1 - On 03/09/2011 at 5:48pm by urdirtyolduncle

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I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups.
That's how I roll.

#4 - On 03/09/2011 at 5:50pm by KMilliron

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