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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45222) - you deserved it (13034)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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FEED THE SHARK!

#1 - On 02/15/2011 at 6:04pm by mikeydakid59

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i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

#2 - On 02/15/2011 at 6:06pm by gregoriit

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