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Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML


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On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

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if he used it as a cock ring and you thought it was a bracelet either you have a small ass arm or hes hung like a horse

#4 - On 02/14/2011 at 5:00pm by RavensRule97

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Now you just need to figure out what exactly you liked the taste of...

#2 - On 02/14/2011 at 4:58pm by UTTU

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