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Today, my mother got me to guess who she spent the night with. I then find out it was the gas station guy. The same creep that I've been complaining about because he hits on me every time I go get gas. Good pick Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (2907)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Free gas?

#3 - On 02/09/2011 at 1:08pm by Doortje

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He's trying to get closer to you. And he's succeeding.

#10 - On 02/09/2011 at 1:25pm by LemonStarship

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