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Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML

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On 01/16/2011 at 2:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

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You should take the bus more often.

#7 - On 01/16/2011 at 10:41am by Doortje

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So what happened over a year ago? Did you bump into a girl's ass in a check-out counter line or something?

I'm hassling you, buddy, but I'm on a bit of an ass-touching drought myself, butt I'm hoping to fix that sooñ.

#21 - On 01/16/2011 at 11:24am by perdix

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