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Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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You were gonna do it in his parents living room? YDI

#2 - On 01/04/2011 at 10:12am by VickyG17

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YDI for attempting to fornicate in the middle of his house. I hope his parents call you the "Living Room Rapist" from now on, and make jokes about your hairy ass and saggy vagina.

#5 - On 01/04/2011 at 10:22am by knibbsy

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