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Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30456) - you deserved it (8906)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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You were gonna do it in his parents living room? YDI

#2 - On 01/04/2011 at 10:12am by VickyG17

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He still lives at home, so you shouldn't be doing it there anyway, but at least do it in his room. You're an idiot and you deserve it.

#3 - On 01/04/2011 at 10:15am by ulicksam

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