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Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24400) - you deserved it (6711)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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I'm sure the "noises" were your stream of obscenities from your futile attempts to roll a condom on a drunk guy's flaccid cock.

#8 - On 01/04/2011 at 10:31am by perdix

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Tell them that you were making ballon animals.

#1 - On 01/04/2011 at 10:11am by every1luvsboners

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