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Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32035) - you deserved it (3361)

On 12/25/2010 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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she means me

#1 - On 12/25/2010 at 6:07pm by THEMTCHELL

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Tell her that the reason that you want her to bathe, is so that she doesn't taste like her sister.

#2 - On 12/25/2010 at 6:08pm by every1luvsboners

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