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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18591) - you deserved it (13698)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States

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