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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20829) - you deserved it (14968)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States

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Sounds more like F his life

#3 - On 12/11/2010 at 10:11am by knockoutmouse

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But you did come first, right? That's all that matters. I'm just kidding. Poor guy. Kiss it and make it feel better.(:

#10 - On 12/11/2010 at 10:42am by sourgirl101

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