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Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

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If you labeled it porn, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.

#7 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:07pm by Professor_Badass

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......even if you keep porn on your thumb drive (wtf) you deserve it for handing it to a teacher. lmao.

"Today, I called one of my students to give him some information for his project. After he plugs in his thumbdrive, I open the folder named "School Work" to put the files in. It was full of porn. FML"

#9 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:12pm by redroses5

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