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Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

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On 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by seriouslywtf (man) - United States (Maryland)

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I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL

#2 - On 04/28/2009 at 6:11am by Crickmasta

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That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad?
And first, wow

#1 - On 04/28/2009 at 6:09am by EmbalmingTheatre

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